Friday, April 27, 2012


Man!  Feels like a week since I've updated this page.  Oh.  Wait.  It has.  My how the time flies...

So?  How are you?  How was your week?  Mine?  Busy!  As usual. Running around all rockstarish.  It's a crazy life, but someone's got to live it.  Might as well be me.

I'm sure you've seen what's up on the big board this week.  I know there's still no GREEN LANTERN review up.  Three weeks now?  Yep.  What's the big deal?  You know I'm just gonna bitch about it.  Next week, I swear.

No new drawings to show. Well, not entirely true.  I do have this creepy eye study I did this week:

Creepy, right?!?!?

But, the big surprise?  Oh...wait.  I can't tell you.  You'll just have to wait.  Probably a couple of weeks.  No!  It's not that Fadderly/lego toon thing I've been working on for the last 7 years (it's gonna happen.  i'll finish it.  you'll see).  Nope.  Something better.  Which you totally won't appreciate. Cause that's just how you are.


Friday, April 20, 2012


Wow!  I don’t even know what to say.  I logged into the blog last night to see how many hits the site had.  Cause, I have an ego problem.  I need acceptance and validation, apparently.  Years of therapy, folks.  Years of therapy.

Anyway, the site had a respectable amount of hits, nothing to write home about.  But, right before bed, I check in again.  And what to my wondering eyes should appear?  The Rolling Mist post had over a thousand hits!?!?!  WTF?!?!  In an hour’s time, that article had become the second most viewed post on my blog. 

For once, I am without words!

Awwww…who am I kidding?!?!?  I’ve got plenty to say…

Funny thing is, I went back and forth about posting that on the Fadderly blog at all.  I had it schedule to go live 7 yesterday morning.  And right before it was to post, I was still wondering if I should take it down.  Even after it went live, I almost took it down.  Why?  Bunch of reasons, really.  Doesn’t really fit the “theme” of Fadderly, blah, blah, blah.  But, mostly cause I didn’t know what kind of reaction I’d get.

Now?  I wish I had more ready to post.  J

Anyway, thanks for checking it out!  Means a lot.  Tell your friends!  And keep clicking the stumbleupon button, for mercy's sake!!!!

Love always and in all ways,

Your friendly neighborhood jman

PS….yeayeayyea.  I know.  I know.  I promised a movie review, like two weeks ago, right?!?!?  I’ll work on it this weekend.  Maybe Tuesday.

But, probably not Tuesday.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012


Well, I finished that Bride drawing.  What I'm uniquely calling "Bride 4".  Here's the thing.  I'm posting the finished drawing on the main page.  Yea, that's right.  I'm posting that drawing on the big board.  For all the yokels to "hoot" and "holla" at.

So, let's be nice, ok?  Let's keep the negativity to a minimum, got it?  Oh, hell!  I don't really care what ya'll say! I'll just deleted your comments!  LOL!!!  Better yet, I'll modify them to suit my needs.  Yes!!!

Look for the pic tomorrow.  Yea.  I means it, too.  Tomorrow.  Here's a peek:

Yeayeayea.  I know it's a shitrageous scan.  So?  What of it?  I'm a doctor, not a scanner/photoshopist!

Monday, April 16, 2012


Tell you what...your friendly neighborhood jman is BEAT!!!  tough weekend of spring "throwin-shit-out". man!  i could use another day's worth of sleep!

but, me bitchin isn't why I gathered us together.  got some updates and things we really need to discuss.  like the bride:

You can get a better look at her over at deviantart

Now...the real pressing matters. I know I promise a movie review last week.  Meh...I'm "working" on it.  Sue me, k?  This week, though?  Part 2 of Planet of the Jakes:  Chicken patties. And another Photo essay.  Like that name, btw?  Really clever of me, dontcha think?!?!?  What can I tell ya?  Sue me.

I'll try and get that movie review up this week, too.  Just, please, for the sake of your family, don't hold your breath.


Wednesday, April 11, 2012


The thing with me is that I have to much too say.  It's true!!!  I can never just put up a picture and say:  well, nothing.  A picture is supposed to speak a thousand words, right? Not with me, apparently.  I don't trust pictures!  I gotta do the talking for them!

What does all this have to do with the rain in Spain?  Well, nothing actually.  Except that I think I'm going to be changing the Completely Random Photo of the Immediate Future series to something else. Some like a "photo essay" series.  Only with a mildly clever name.  Which I don't have one yet.

Why?  Why do you ask?  Why am I doing this to you?  Didn't you read the first paragraph?  I've got a big flippin mouth, too many opinions about what's wrong with the world and unfortunately for all of us, a soapbox big enough to hold my opinionated ass.

Which, conveniently enough, bring us to the first article in this rebranded photo essay series.  It's a sneaky peek!!!

LMAO!!!  Where the hell am I gonna go with this one?!?!?

Monday, April 9, 2012


S'up, all?  Hope everyone had a good easter/passover/whateverotherholidayimmissing weekend.  I'm beat an completely unmotivated.  What else is new?

Here's what I'm offering to you, though.  A looksee at the progress I've made of the bride I've been working on.  Here's a peek:

You can get a better look here.

Coming up this week got a Planet of the Jakes and a movie review.  Not a 7 words or less review.  Sorry.  Got too much to say about this one.  And probably no surprises inbetween.  Sorry...

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Friday, April 6, 2012


7 words or less?

Yeayeayeayea.  I know.  I know.  It was supposed to be 6 words or less.  Are you kidding me though?  I can easy burn through 750 words describing how I put toothpaste on my toothbrush this morning:

“God damn. I really don’t feel like going to work today.” I said to my reflection as I reached for my purple racing striped toothbrush. I’m not sure, but I think I caught my reflection was mocking again when I away for a moment to grab my brush.  It does that crap to me all the time, when I’m not looking.  Like I bet it sooooo great on his side of the mirror that he can make fun of me.  Wanker.

I looked around for my toothpaste.  Of course I couldn’t find it.  Sure, the “whitening” toothpaste the girls are “supposed” to use was on the sink, but that stuff does some funky shit to my mouth.  I get these “burn” wounds on the inside of my lip and cheeks when I use that whitening crap too much.  And those things hurt like a mother!

No.  I have to use toothpaste for “sensitive” teeth.  Yo!  I’m still a man.  Don’t make fun.  Just because a brother was told by a his dentist he was a bit of a bitch squirming around in the dentist chair while getting his teeth cleaned, doesn’t mean I can’t take pain.

Ok….it does.

See?  See what I mean?  That shit is almost 200 words. 200 wasted words.  And I didn’t even get to the part how I put the paste on the brush.  Do you seriously think I could keep a review down to 6 words?  SIX FUCKING WORDS?!?!  No way!!!  So, I’m going with seven.  Yea, sure…it’s only one more word, but it’s still a buffer, just in case I need it.

You never know…

Thursday, April 5, 2012


Lil sneaky peak for tomorrow:

On a side note, I'm still seriously considering changing the name of this page.  "Journal" sound so...I don't know. Diary of a Wimpy Kid-ish?  Think I'm definitely gonna go with "Editor's page".  Thoughts?

Tuesday, April 3, 2012


So...your friendly neighborhood jman is considering doing something like a "6 word or less" movie review thing.  Where I would watch a movie and give you a review in a stupid amount of words.  Like 6 word or less. For example:

6 words or less: Talk much?


6 words or less:  What's with the faux 80's music?

This is where you come in.  Don't forget you're graded on class participation, here.  You gotta watch that stupid movie to see what I'm talking about.  Or, if you suffered thru that stupid movie already, you know what I'm talking about.  And it's "funny". And we all feel better about ourselves, if only for a brief moment.

Anyone have any thoughts? that farkin' stumble upon button on ALL my post, k?!?!?  thanks, peaches!

Monday, April 2, 2012


S’up, all you Pokies!?!?  Have a good weekend?  I'm just being polite here, I'd rather just cut the crap and get down to business? Shall we?

Ok.  I posted a new WIP over at deviantart.  Click this link for a better look, or maybe post a comment?!?!?

And how’s about a preview for tomorrow?

And that about concludes our post for today.  Please remain seated until the vehicle has come to a complete stop.  Thank you, and enjoy your stay in sunny Orlando, Florida!